|Anonymous said: What are the best ways to find someone you're attracted to other then social networks?|
I personally go down to my local Curves establishment and bang on the glass windows weeping and screaming SOMEBODY PLEASE LIKE ME at the top of my lungs.
Make sure your saliva and snot bubbles coat the glass while your cheeks are pressed up against it.
Try to establish eye contact with the startled women inside. Let them see the pain in your eyes.